’Winner’: O.J. Simpson
Make that O.J. and any D-level superstar who seems like they need to be weighing in on the Oscar scrap.
“Look, I understood the sensation,” says The Juice, presumably with ominous music building underneath. “In my life, I’ve been through a lot of crap. I was raising two young kids and every comedian in the country had O.J. routines and don’t think I wouldn’t want to B-slap a couple of those guys, but you’ve got to accept it’s human.”
Note to comedians: Ditch the O.J. routines.
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