BEACON, NY—Expressing disappointment within the enchanted kingdom’s shoddy craftsmanship and design, the youngsters of the native Wentworth household informed reporters Friday that the Ikea Klädskåp wardrobe they discovered of their uncle’s nation property contained an inexpensive, poorly constructed fantasy world inside. “When we first discovered a whole magical realm in Uncle Reynold’s wardrobe, we were astonished, to say the least, but as we got closer to the capital’s castle, we saw that it was made out of really low-quality plywood and had already cracked in a bunch of places,” stated eldest daughter Emma Wentworth, including that her siblings’ pleasure at an invite to fulfill the Regent Queen Nyblom and her speaking leopard had been considerably diminished when the monarch sat down on her regal throne and it instantly broke below her weight. “The more we explored, the more it just felt like the whole place was ripped off from higher quality fantasy kingdoms. The winged goblins were all made out of cardboard, so it was hard to get scared of them. Then the lair of the dark sorceress was definitely missing some pieces, because we could see right into it from outside. Oh, and the book of prophecies they showed us was just a bunch of stupid wordless diagrams about how to save the realm. It was so hard to follow that we eventually just got frustrated and went home.” Wentworth added that the meatballs served on the royal banquet had truly been fairly good, although.