TOPEKA, KS—Gathering to commemorate the lack of the household matriarch, kinfolk of native deceased lady Barbara King, 87, reportedly got here to phrases with their grandmother’s dying Monday by accepting the truth that she completely sucked. “Sharing photos and stories about Grandma Babs has been an important part of the grieving process, as it reminded us all how truly fucking awful she was,” mentioned King’s granddaughter Carolyn Strause, 23, who recalled a handful of her personal poignant reminiscences during which her solely residing grandparent joyfully spent one-on-one time along with her criticizing her weight, romantic companions, and different life decisions. “This is how we can honor her legacy of being a raging bitch, and remember her in the way she deserves to be remembered, as the worst goddamn person who ever lived. She managed to raise four kids alone, after all, and not a single one of them had something nice to say about her. I actually teared up during the eulogy once I realized I would never hear her scratchy, bitter voice again. Thank God.” At press time, Strause was seen sobbing over lacking her probability to inform her grandmother to fuck off.