The Moth Joke. The much less clarification the higher on this gem from Norm on Conan. See you in 20 minutes.
“I like escalators, as a result of an escalator can by no means break; it could actually solely turn into stairs. There would by no means be an “Escalator Temporarily Out of Order” signal. Only an “Escalator Temporarily Stairs… Sorry for the Convenience.“
There is a whole Mitch Hedberg wing within the Comedy Hall of Fame.
“I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.”
If I had an astrology temper watch I’d begin enjoying the lotto much more.
“The authorities’s, like, ‘Oh yeah, you’ll be able to come to the United States, however you have to go to Alabama.’ It’s type of like a woman going, ‘Yeah, you’ll be able to see me bare, however you’ll be able to solely have a look at my left elbow. And my left elbow is racist.’